South Korea must be the safest country in the world!! Afraid that you may be leaning against the door when the elevator arrives & you'll fall into when the door opens? No worries - they have a sign for that.
Might stub your toe on the rock in the middle of the path? Yup, they have a sign for that too!
And no chance that you'll hit your head either.
Concerned about running out of Buddhas? This monastery has 80,000, so they'll always have a spare.
And don't worry that the local Buddha will not take you as a disciple. Chop off your own arm to show that you're serious, and your acceptance is guaranteed!
And finally, if you're concerned that your friends are having more sex than you are, don't worry - the South Koreans have got a sign for that too!!
We are having a great time, seeing some amazing signs and eating incredible food. Just don't ask us how often we are having sex.
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